Dear Everyone,

WOW
So...yeah.
I'm bad at regularly running my blog.
I've been going through some stuff lately and I haven't really been in the mood for writing. But, I do know now, that writing helps me make sense of things. Kind of like when you vent.. I've never been much of a talker. I like to be private and secretive. And that's why I need this blog so much. So that I can have a way to be public without being public. If that makes any sort of sense I'll be pleased.

But anyway, my post today is on things that don't make sense.

Things such as animals. Now I've been called heartless before, but I'm really just not an animal person. If there was an animal I would like for a pet, it would be a cat. The moodier the better. I don't like when puppies lick my face and when they bark and bark and bark. Believe me, I've been pet sitting lately and having a small sleep straddling your shin under the covers is unsettling when you have literally no experience with dogs. I just don't understand how to co exist with small, excited furry creatures that try to talk to me using a series of alarmed sounds. Not my thing.

Also, Russians. I don't understand you guys either. I just don't get why you guys answer the phone and immediately start yelling. I mean in my opinion you guys have horrible cell service and wifi to begin with so I imagine just picking up the phone is frustrating enough. Actually I know it's frustrating. It's like..."Oh! My phone is ringing. Well let's see how long this call lasts until the polluted air strangles my service!!" Yep. It's not a phone call to Russia if the call doesn't drop at least three times. And I mean, the KGB are totally not listening to your conversations. No, definitely not.

And don't even get me started on boys. Boys make no sense. My seventeen year old brother has actually said that he doesn't understand the concept of having inner conversations with himself. Oh okay cool so basically you don't think. That's awesome. (?????) And boys never pick up on hints that we girls drop for them. We are plainly and articulately asking for them to listen to us and hold us while we cry when we say, "LEAVE ME ALONE DONT TALK TO ME YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL IM FINE IM FINE IM FINE GEEZ JUST LEAVE ALREADY AND DONT TEXT ME!"
C'mon guys. The call for a calm heart to heart was never more clear.

I'll just end this post now while I'm ahead.

Signed,
Emma